First of all, I am a shitter of a friend:
Karen-you came and went and I didn't even stop by!!!
Aww, I am a huge shitter of a friend...
There were good times to be had and Arabica to mourn.
I am such a shitter of a friend!
Item numbah' two, I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.
This is week number two, WEEK NUMBER TWO, of this cough.
I had a small cough, then I lost my voice, now I have a big ugly cough.
DAMN YOU IMMUNE SYSTEM, DAMMMMNNNN YOOOOUUUUU!!!!!
If this shit turns into an upper respiratory infection I will freak out.
"Uh oh, that sounds like Bronchitis."
Because you sound like I'm about to scratch your eyes out, and then COUGH ON YOU!
Thhhuh-rheee: Work takes forever, and by forever I mean I'm tired of being sexually harassed.
"Hey baby, you've got something on your face...you know what it is? My eyes."
"How are you doing?"-"Fine."-"I didn't ask how you were looking, I asked how you were doing."
"Pretty smile, pretty girl, what's your job? To stand here and look pretty?"
Well, when I write them down I guess they don't sound too bad, but they feel bad.
It's really annoying, and if I weren't so tired all the time at work I might remember more.
I wake up 5 minutes before work, throw on dirty jeans, a ratty sweatshirt, and scuffle out the door.
Damn construction workers and plumbers with their low standards and pick-up lines.
And I'm tired of this whole counting thing...
Anyways, Friend hasn't updated in forever!
Friend-what the Hell!?
I've been stalking Eye Ehtch Tea, I need stories!
Stalking...stories...UPDATE, DAMN YOU!
I found out my name is in Elf!
This week is Finals, color me stressed the hell out.
If I wasn't such a damn procrastinator I'd be...
Well, I'd be writing a paper right now instead of this crap.
Speaking of that, it totally said "Crap Pies" on the board in class today.
And even though I was the only one who saw it.
And even though I know it said "Group Pres." and that my TA's handwriting is worse than mine.
I could not look at the board without giggling like a fool, thereby drawing attention to my coolness.
My awesome, unavoidable, completely undeniable coolness.
But it totally said "Crap Pies"!